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Ma Belle Amie

Jan 16, 2011, 9:02:15 AM by `parliamentFunk
Literature / Poetry / Emotional / Traditional Fixed Forms

I weep not for what you've no more
but what I never hung onto.

For you, I know, had more to show
than you will ever get to.

Ma belle amie, I guarantee,
I will not once forget you.

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No Words

Jan 6, 2011, 9:22:52 AM by `parliamentFunk
Literature / Poetry / General Poetry / Traditional Fixed Forms

She laid the rugs out on the sand,
platting out her own mind's land.

Turning Persian tapestries
into far off galaxies.

She brushed the curls back from her eyes,
black studded pearls, the world in lies.

She said, with smirk, "shall we confer?"
I said no words, but laid with her.

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After Thought "Why yes,
I did.
On purpose, of course.

I had to,"
she said,
with little remorse.

"He's beat,
on me..."
a quake in her voice.

"But I feared,
for them...
he left me no choice.

If it's him,
or me,
it's up in the air.

But when they're
involved,
there's no playing fair."After Thought by `parliamentFunk

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SWS: Reach For perfect teeth use a Reach®!SWS: Reach by `parliamentFunk

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SWS: Satirical We are one nation under Dog.SWS: Satirical by `parliamentFunk

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North by Northwest Please, you have the wrong man!North by Northwest by `parliamentFunk

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I'm not dead. I haven't and won't be around much. Nothing bad going on, just life. ^____^

Hope all is well with you all.

_{_{Do I come off as an asshole on occasion? The truth is, I am one.}}

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