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Burr...

Journal Entry: Sun Oct 11, 2009, 6:50 AM



If that key chain was your attempt at getting me back online for a tick, it worked. Just a tick though. Thank you. <3

I hope you are all warm and cozy, it's fucking cold here. I'm fine and dandy, ridiculously busy, but all is good. I finally have a regular day off, it's nice, I can actually start having a bit of a life now... after I catch up on my laziness. I miss being lazy.

How are you guys? How's the new school year? How is work? How are the children? How do you manage to look so good?



Do I come off as an asshole on occasion? The truth is, I am one.


SRSLY.
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: The wind howling.
  • Reading: Subtitles.
  • Watching: Some French movie.
  • Drinking: Water.

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They say pulling out is just as effective a contraceptive as a condom.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: |[ men's 3x, me fat :B ]|
  • Print preference: |[ lustre ]|
  • Interests: |[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|
  • Favourite movie: |[ casablanca ]|
  • Favourite band or musician: |[ lou rawls ][ tool ][ shinedown ][ alter bridge]|
  • Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ metal ]|
  • Favourite style of art: |[ duh ]|
  • Operating System: |[ p. o. s. ]|
  • Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|
  • Tools of the Trade: |[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|

Comments


:iconsynconi:
YO stranger.

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:iconparliamentfunk:
Harro. :B

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Big boobs are just a distraction from the floor show.
:iconsynconi:
Missed you! :heart:

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:iconparliamentfunk:
Missed you too, shortstuff! <333

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Big boobs are just a distraction from the floor show.
:iconsynconi:
:glomp: How've you been keeping yourself busy?? :heart:

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:iconjoyjoyfultherabbit:
Looong time no see, buddy! :la:
:iconcreepypatrickplz:

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Name: Glitchy
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:iconlorefunk:
drop that jelly donut!
:iconjurgendoe:
:iconballoonsplz::iconballoonplz::iconballoonsplz2::party::sing::music: Happy Birthday To You :music::sing::party::iconballoonsplz::iconballoonplz::iconballoonsplz2:

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:iconsolitude12:
Happy Happy Birthday! :excited:

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:la:
:iconbirthdays:
:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's September 21st which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you :hug:

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This birthday greeting was brought to you by: ¢nyssi
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              :iconpandaballoonplz:        :iconairguitarsoloplz:     :iconcheerplz:
         :iconcakecookieplz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :iconcookiecakeplz:

                  :woohoo:       :iconcakechocplz:     :woohoo:

    I hope that you will have a wonderful day :love:


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:icondammitmel:
<3

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<sentrixx> DJStrife: Don't be a pussy. Kiss a guy and put a pic on the internet.
:iconparliamentfunk:
Smegma.

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:iconkai-tea:
I must compliment your wonderful avatar. Spongebob is the best.

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:iconevilsyndicatemember:
:glomp:

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I'd turn gay for `Vlei.
:iconparliamentfunk:
:B

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:iconevilsyndicatemember:
:meow:

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I'd turn gay for `Vlei.

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