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poison

Journal Entry: Fri May 16, 2008, 12:45 PM




Do you prefer a beer, maybe a glass of wine? Or perhaps you like a whiskey sour. I'm curious to know; what's your poison?

Non-drinkers are encouraged to get over it and hit the bar or hurry up and turn legal.

  • Mood: Anguish
  • Reading: Truman by David McCullough
  • Drinking: water

Devious Information

The Person:
    I'm a loud, foul mouthed, dirty minded, fun loving S.O.B. I currently work as a glorified paper boy; delivering about five hundred to a thousand copies of the USA Today, New York Times, Detroit News and Free Press (among various other specialty publications) to multiple retailers in the East Lansing, Lansing, and DeWitt areas of Michigan, seven days a week. I'm also a singer and do musical performances, be it a theatrical production or other form of paid gig, from time to time. I'm also one hell of a big dude.

dA Role:
    I'm one of the many MN Operators on dAmn. I'm there to provide a safe and fun place for all you deviants to chat. I pop in and out of various rooms periodically, but you're sure to find me in #seniors whenever I'm online.
  • Current Age: |[ twentysix ]|
  • Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: |[ men's 3x, me fat :B ]|
  • Print preference: |[ lustre ]|
  • Interests: |[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|
  • Favourite movie: |[ casablanca ]|
  • Favourite band or musician: |[ lou rawls ][ tool ][ shinedown ][ alter bridge]|
  • Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ metal ]|
  • Favourite style or digital art: |[ duh ]|
  • Operating System: |[ p. o. s. ]|
  • Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|
  • Tools of the Trade: |[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|

Devious Comments

@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 8 hours 39 minutes ago
:lmao:

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 17 hours 34 minutes ago
:iconmeltplz:

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
=distancexkills:icondistancexkills: 19 hours 50 minutes ago
sleep weel :hug:

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Q:What's your favourite animal?
A:ZOEY
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: 1 day 14 hours ago
I can zoom in using just my mind.

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@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 1 day 15 hours ago
Looking forward to it. :flirty:

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 1 day 15 hours ago
Do you know how to zoom in on your own tits without losing focus?

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: 1 day 15 hours ago
I know it inside and out and I know how to turn it around and on and then some.

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@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 1 day 15 hours ago
I assume you know your way around one.

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: 1 day 15 hours ago
Epic.

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¢keiross:iconkeiross: 1 day 21 hours ago
Thanks for the comment and the :+fav: mate. I shall see on dAmn soon to say thanks in person (sort of) :D

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my music :keiross: clicky clicky
*dammitMEL:icondammitMEL: 2 days 2 hours ago
So is not enough. :P

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<drackar> Heterosexual nuns would go lesbian for mel.

<zanenkim> OHMYGOD ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING MEL FROM HELL!
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 2 days 6 hours ago
Doesn't that disco ball hurt?

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 2 days 8 hours ago
Too much sleep is bad for you.

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 2 days 8 hours ago
You can operate the camera!

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
*dammitMEL:icondammitMEL: 2 days 14 hours ago
Psh. I'm a sleeper.

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<drackar> Heterosexual nuns would go lesbian for mel.

<zanenkim> OHMYGOD ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING MEL FROM HELL!
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: 2 days 15 hours ago
Uh.

We can still watch.

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@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 2 days 15 hours ago
If you'd just wake up before noon, you might be all right.

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 2 days 15 hours ago
Unmarried persons only. :unimpressed:

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
*dammitMEL:icondammitMEL: 2 days 15 hours ago
:(

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<drackar> Heterosexual nuns would go lesbian for mel.

<zanenkim> OHMYGOD ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING MEL FROM HELL!
@parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: 2 days 15 hours ago
It's not my fault. I was even on late waiting for my dishwasher to be installed. :no:

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MN@ Operator
deviantART, inc.


Happiness comes in two forms; liquid and pill.
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: 2 days 17 hours ago
You've seen her ass?

The hell.

You guys been stripping on webcam?

Why weren't Keith and I invited?

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~hat-man:iconhat-man: 2 days 21 hours ago
JUST YEEES!!!! OKAY!?!?!?!

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